Constance Pelkey Designs

Friday, May 30, 2008

Giant Mouse in my pants! AK!

Dear Henry,

Thank you so much for capturing and "dealing with" that very large mouse that somehow found it's way INTO the house during the two days that the roof was open and exposed.

You are and have always been my champion hunter! You are very brave and resourceful, what with your front toes being declawed! Wow! That mouse was easily as big as a chipmunk!

However, in the future... please do something else with the spoils of your hunt. Leave it in the hallway, right smack in the middle of the floor, ANYWHERE else! But.... Please, in the future?? DO NOT leave it buried in my pajama bottoms that I have left in a ball on the floor on my side of the bed! Dressing myself for a lazy evening of watching TV with Daddi and having a mouse fall out of the PJ pant leg I am attempting to thrust my leg into is NOT my idea of fun! EW!

ilovethiscouch

Sincerely,

Mom

2 comments:

Kathi said...

ROFLMAO

so how loud did you shriek?

Connie (The Purple Princess) said...

Eh! Not too loud! *G*